📲 Interactive PDF Ebook
You love your new kitten. You just have no idea what you're doing.(Neither did I.)
The interactive, month-by-month guide I wish I'd had with my first kitten: what's normal, what needs a vet, and how to survive the chaos.
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- 📲 Interactive PDF: tap, tick & type
- 5 stages, month by month
- 🎁 3 free bonuses (limited time)
- 7-day money-back guarantee
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Tap to jump. Tap any line in the contents, or the menu on every page, to go straight there.
Tick as you go. Checklists you can tick right on your phone.
Type your notes. Fill in your kitten's weight, health and milestones inside the PDF.
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Sound familiar?
If you've got a new kitten, I bet this has happened to you:
Your kitten attacks your hands and feet like they're prey, and it actually hurts.
It's 3 a.m. and they're sprinting across your bed, crying, or chewing your hair.
They peed outside the litter box, and you have no idea why.
Your sofa is becoming a scratching post.
They're hiding, not eating much, and you're scared something's wrong.
Every video and forum says something different, and you're more confused than before.
What if none of this is a problem… just a stage with an expiration date?
From a cat owner who's been there
My first kitten nearly broke me
If you're reading this at 3 a.m. with a kitten attacking your ankles and a feeling that you've made a terrible mistake, let me tell you what nobody told me on day one: you haven't. You're just in the part nobody photographs for Instagram.
With my first kitten, I honestly thought I was the problem. I thought I'd adopted the one defective kitten who hated sleep, ignored the litter box and treated my hands like chew toys. It turns out that tiny chaos machine was completely normal. I just had no idea what normal looked like.
So I wrote the guide I wish I'd had: the next twelve months, the way a friend who's already survived it would walk you through them.
"A kitten doesn't grow up in a straight line. Almost every frustrating moment is a phase with an expiration date, not a permanent personality trait."
What's inside
Your kitten's whole first year, stage by stage
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Stage 1 · 8–12 weeks: Arrival & Settling. Make their world small and safe, build trust, and set the routine.
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Stage 2 · 3–4 months: The Explosion. Endless energy, biting and zoomies, and the nightly routine that fixes sleepless nights.
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Stage 3 · 4–6 months: Teething & Testing. Chewing, climbing and pushing limits.
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Stage 4 · 6–9 months: The Teenager. Attitude, boundaries and big changes.
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Stage 5 · 9–12 months: The Glow-Up. Your kitten becomes the cat they'll be.
Plus the tools
The Problem Solver: step-by-step fixes for biting, scratching furniture, litter box accidents, night crying, hiding and picky eating.
Kitten Personality Quiz
Weight, Health & Daily Rhythm Trackers
Milestone Badges & Your Certificate
Emergency Page: the signs that mean "call the vet now".
Before Day One: shopping and kitten-proofing walkthrough.
Perfect for you if…
- You just brought a kitten home, or you're about to
- Your kitten's behavior is driving you a little crazy
- You want to know what's normal and what needs a vet
- You want a plan, not 50 conflicting videos
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Plus 3 free interactive bonus guides
INTERACTIVE PDF💰Bonus #1: First-Year Kitten Budget Planner.
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What's worth buying, what's a waste, 10 money-saving swaps, plus a monthly budget and 12-month tracker.
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INTERACTIVE PDF🩺Bonus #2: The Vet Bill Saver Sheet.
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The 8 questions to ask before any treatment, where to find lower-cost care, and when NOT to wait.
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The common cleaners that are risky for cats, safe swaps and recipes, and a cabinet audit.
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📲 INTERACTIVE PDF EDITION
Surviving Your Kitten's First 12 Months + 3 Free Bonuses
- Surviving Your Kitten's First 12 Months
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- Bonus #1: Budget Planner
$9FREE- Bonus #2: Vet Bill Saver
$9FREE- Bonus #3: Cat-Safe Cleaning Guide
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Total value: $54
- Interactive PDF: tap to jump, tick boxes, type notes
- The 5 month-by-month stages
- The Problem Solver
- Kitten Personality Quiz
- Weight, Health & Daily Rhythm Trackers
- Milestone Badges & Certificate
- Emergency Page
- Bonus #1: First-Year Kitten Budget Planner (interactive PDF)
- Bonus #2: The Vet Bill Saver Sheet (interactive PDF)
- Bonus #3: The Cat-Safe Cleaning Guide (interactive PDF)
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More from new kitten parents
"The teething tips were a lifesaver. Redirecting him to chew toys kept my hands safe and saved my wooden chairs from getting destroyed. So helpful!"
"Super handy age picker and problem solver sections. Answered all my frantic late night questions!"
"The Hunt-Feast-Sleep routine is absolute magic."
"Saved my couch and my sanity. Fantastic guide!"
Try it for 7 days, risk-free
Read it, use it, try the routines. If you don't feel more confident with your kitten within 7 days, email us and we'll refund you in full. No awkward questions.
Questions? Answers.
You can keep Googling at 3 a.m.… or follow a plan that works
Without the guide
Conflicting advice from random videos
Not knowing what's normal
Bitten hands and sleepless nights
Worrying about every little thing
With the guide
One clear month-by-month plan
Know exactly what's normal and what isn't
Routines that fix biting and night zoomies
Confidence, and a happier kitten
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